{"title":"šŸ’”Echoes of Jake","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEchoes of Jake šŸ¤\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eĀ \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis space is for the quiet reminders.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe moments that come out of nowhere.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe things that still feel like him.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eĀ \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis collection holds pieces that echo Jakeā€”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ein comfort, in memory, in the small ways love stays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eĀ \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf youā€™ve ever lost someone, you knowā€¦\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethey donā€™t really leave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey show up in the little things.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eĀ \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTake what you need. 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Peel, stick, and watch for omens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"29,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"29,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/b\u003e: Laptops, phone cases, hard hats, and avoiding bridges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":45505682833452,"sku":"MOTHMANSTICKER031626","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0621\/1253\/0476\/files\/Mothman_Sticker_3-75x2-75_Mock.jpg?v=1777854106"},{"product_id":"a-murder-of-crows-clutch-handbag","title":"A Murder of Crows Clutch Handbag","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFor Those Who Prefer a Murder to a Crowd.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003eUpgrade your daily carry with a dose of the divine weirdness and a healthy amount of avian loyalty. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"23\" data-index-in-node=\"104\"\u003eA Murder of Crows Clutch\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate tribute to the smartest creatures in the skyā€”reimagined for your storage needs. Whether youā€™re organizing your makeup, stashing your tech cables, or just trying to keep your life from spiraling into chaos, this \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"23\" data-index-in-node=\"356\"\u003ecrow pattern accessory bag\u003c\/b\u003e ensures you do it with world-class style. Featuring a bold, detailed pattern of crows in flight, this durable clutch is built for those who know that life is too short for boring bags and unreliable company.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"24\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"24\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKey Features \u0026amp; Benefits:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"25\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"25,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"25,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIconic Goth Aesthetic\u003c\/b\u003e: Features a high-fidelity graphic of a crow murder that commands immediate respect from fellow bird lovers and alt-fashion connoisseurs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"25,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"25,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt for the Long Haul\u003c\/b\u003e: Made from rugged, durable materials designed to stay sharp through every midnight excursion and daily grind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"25,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"25,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSecure Storage\u003c\/b\u003e: Features a heavy-duty zippered closure to keep your essentials safeā€”from fountain pens to protective charms (we don't judge).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"25,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"25,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Dark Gift\u003c\/b\u003e: An ideal birthday or \"just because\" gift for the bird enthusiast, the goth queen, or the friend who always has a secret to keep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"26\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"26\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"27\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"27,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"27,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Type\u003c\/b\u003e: Zippered Clutch \/ Accessory Bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"27,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"27,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions\/Sizing\u003c\/b\u003e: 9\" x 6\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"27,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"27,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare\/Application\u003c\/b\u003e: Wipe clean with a damp cloth; keep it mysterious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"27,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"27,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/b\u003e: Makeup, tech accessories, art supplies, and joining the murder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45505682866220,"sku":"AMURDEROFCROWSCLUTCH031726","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0621\/1253\/0476\/files\/3.16_MurderOfCrows_1.jpg?v=1777854106"},{"product_id":"im-not-great-at-nice-cards-card","title":"I'm Not Great at Nice Cards Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Thinking of You\" Card for People Who Hate Feelings\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eSometimes bad things happen to good people, and you want to support them... but you are also terrible at expressing human emotions. 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Featuring stylish, vintage typography that looks like a classic broadside, it delivers a message that is both aggressively supportive and hilariously awkward: \"So, like, Unf--k You or something.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eItā€™s the perfect way to say, \"I hope things get better,\" without having to actually say those words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy Itā€™s a Hit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUniversally Applicable:\u003c\/b\u003e Works as a funny Get Well Soon card, a breakup sympathy card, an apology, or just a random \"cheer up\" note.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClassy Design:\u003c\/b\u003e The old-school typography and dark background give it a sophisticated look, even if the message is decidedly unrefined.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHonest Sentiment:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for best friends and siblings who prefer sarcasm over sappy poetry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e Plenty of space for you to try (and fail) to write something nicer inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/b\u003e Get Well Soon, Sympathy, Apology, Just Because\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank for your personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e Card and matching envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Awkward, Sarcastic, Supportive\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45505683128364,"sku":"IMNOTGRTNICECARD12726","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0621\/1253\/0476\/files\/Im-Not-Great-at-Nice-Cards_Card_1.jpg?v=1777854112"},{"product_id":"be-the-chaos-you-want-to-see-print","title":"Be the Chaos You Want to See Print","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInspire anarchy in your own home.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThe old saying tells us to \"be the change\" we want to see. But let's be honest: sometimes you just want to knock a glass of wine off the table and watch the world burn. This print celebrates that energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e\"Be the Chaos You Want to See\" Print\u003c\/b\u003e is a tribute to the destructive power of our feline overlords. Rendered in a gritty, vintage comic book style with a bold red, black, and cream palette, it depicts a squad of cats absolutely wrecking a house. 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Or is it a curse? That is entirely up to the recipient's conscience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"4\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\"Have the Day You Deserve\" Card\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate masterpiece of passive-aggressive positivity. Featuring a grinning skeleton flashing a peace sign against a backdrop of trippy neon daisies and rainbows, it delivers a message that hits different depending on who you give it to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eWhy You Need It:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003eThe Ultimate Rorschach Test:\u003c\/b\u003e For your best friend, it's a sweet wish for a great day. For that coworker you can't stand? 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